Looney Toons (Sunday papers)
heroics again.
By Dave Eadevic
July 6 2014
Round up of the weird and wonderful mind wanders that constitute the hung-over scribbling of the Sunday papers.
First, all of them, at least all of them that I have read, are saying some very nice things about our keeper Time Krul, after his heroics for Holland last night, no doubt this will lead to a week’s worth of him moving on to every club in Europe, but for now, we are actually getting some positive press.
Now coming in, going out, and shaking it about.
Mirror: We are targeting Micah Richards as a replacement for the rapidly retreating cheese eating surrender merchant that is Mathieu Debuchy.
Not actually in the press, but I am at the end of my tether with the so called French revolution at Newcastle, they either can’t actually play football, or can’t wait to leave, enough now, let’s hope the upcoming Dutch revolution is better.
I mean they are famed for getting on with each other….
Another ex Loic Remy, is now supposedly heading for Spurs, one can only imagine that he found out Arsenal had paid his plane fare and as such cannot possibly do the decent thing and sign for them.
Various: Wilfried Zaha, who has been touted just about everywhere, after a season of impressing no-one, is a target for us.
A seemingly unlikely move for serial high board champion Ashley Young is also being mooted.
We have lost out on Ross McCormack from Leeds, this being the first time I have actually heard we were meant to be interested, so somehow I will find the strength to cope.
And lastly after using up all the available free advertising space available, reports that Mike Ashley will begin dressing entirely in silver and using himself as a blimp, remain unconfirmed.
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