BMWSauberF1 Team and Ferrari switch drivers!

By Mikel
April 2 2006

Blockbuster trade between BMWSauberF1 Team and Ferarri, see drivers trading seats and set ups for the Melbourne GP! Massa and JV switch seats!!!

It came without lightning, but left with a bang, when the weight of the news fell over the F1 paddock, oil dripping out of one of Super Aguri's differentials splatting on the floor could be heard for miles!

BMWSauberF1 Team have fired JV!

And topped by Massa's jump into BMWSauberF1 Teams newly vacent seat!

Micheal Schumacker, asked for comment, said that ' he didn't really care who his teammate was,' and that he was 'happy to race against a .....empty car?'

Anyway, it was finally confirmed by Bernie that JV has joined Scuderia Marlboro Ferarri, and will see it out to the end of the 2006 season.

When questioned by the media about JV, Micheal Schumacker stated that'he has indeed been to the doctor, and it's now under control.'

JV, always the first to shy away from media attention and controversy, had this to say 'I'm just here to drive, just ask my brother!'

JV's brother George, whom we are legally bound to call Loretta, confirmed the news, after the looooonnnnggggest afternoon in a sleazy bar on the lower east side, and with far too many beers consumed!

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Mikel